Texting a guy you like should be easy and fun, but sometimes it’s hard to always be clever and entertaining. If you’re feeling stuck on what to send, don’t worry – we have some ideas to help you out.
We’ve put together a big list of 121 smart and catchy texts to send to a guy. There’s something for every mood – whether you’re feeling witty, bold, sexy, humorous, or sweet.
And yes, we’ve got plenty of those flirty and romantic messages too. You’re sure to find just the right words for any situation.
Remember, these texts are for light-hearted sharing. They’re great for a laugh or a smile, to get the conversation going. But don’t take them too seriously – it’s all in good fun.
And remember, while texting can be great, nothing beats spending real time together. That’s how the best connections are made.

189 Clever Texts To Send To A Guy You Like.
- Is it just me, or does texting you make the day 100% better?”
- “Quick question: What’s your current obsession? Besides me, of course. 😉”
- “I’m not a fortune teller, but I predict you’ll be talking to me all night.”
- “Just saw something that made me laugh and instantly thought of you.”
- “Do you believe in love at first text, or should I send another one?”
- “I’m currently smiling like an idiot because of the text you just sent.”
- “If we were in a movie, would we be the dynamic duo or the charming love interests?”
- “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good at adding up all the reasons I like you.”
- “If you could describe me in three emojis, which ones would they be?”
- “I challenge you to send me the funniest meme you have. Ready, set, go!”
- “Just a heads up: You’re officially the last thing I think about before I fall asleep.”
- “I’m conducting a survey: What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever heard?”
- “Spoiler alert: I think you’re awesome.”
- “I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10, and it’s the number of dates I want to go on with you.”
- “If I were to cook you dinner, what’s one dish that would make you feel impressed?”
- “I’m not saying you’re a thief, but you definitely stole my attention.”
- “What’s your idea of the perfect date? Asking for a friend who looks a lot like me.”
- “I just realized how much our phones would get along. I think they’re texting soulmates.”
- “If we were both cats, do you think we’d get along? Or would one of us be too purr-snickety?”
- “I’m currently accepting applications for a texting buddy. Position’s yours if you want it.”
- “What’s the one song that always makes you think of ‘us’?”
- “If you had to pick a movie title for our relationship, what would it be?”
- “I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
- “If our conversation was a road trip, where do you think we’d end up?”
- “Just so you know, I’m not great at first moves, but I’m excellent at second ones.”
What Flirty Texts Do Guys Like?
Flirty texts that guys tend to like are ones that show interest without being too aggressive, tease playfully, and demonstrate your personality and sense of humor.
Here are some key elements that can make a flirty text appealing to a guy:
- Compliments: Everyone likes to feel good about themselves. A genuine compliment about his personality, looks, or achievements can boost his confidence and show that you’re observant and appreciative.
- Humor: A witty or funny text can break the ice and make him laugh, creating a bond between you two.
- Mystery: Texts that are a bit vague or teasing can pique a guy’s curiosity and keep him engaged in the conversation, wanting to know more.
- Confidence: Confidence is attractive. Texts that show you’re comfortable with yourself and flirting can be very appealing.
- Interest in Him: Asking about his day, his interests, or his thoughts shows that you care about what he has to say, which can be very flattering.
- Suggestiveness: Depending on your level of comfort and the stage of your relationship, slightly suggestive texts that hint at your attraction can be exciting.
- Playfulness: Keeping things light-hearted and fun can encourage a more relaxed and open exchange.
Here are some examples of flirty texts that incorporate these elements:
- “I must say, your profile picture is too distracting. I’ve been trying to work, but I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “Just saw your new post. Should it be legal to look that good?”
- “I’m not great at math, but I’m pretty sure you + me add up to something awesome.”
- “I’m currently smiling like an idiot because of the text you just sent.”
- “If flirting was a sport, I’d say we’re both pretty good at it. 😏”
- “I’m not saying you’re a thief, but you definitely stole my attention.”
- “Do you find it sexy when girls make the first move, or should I wait for you to do it?”
- “I was going to play it cool and wait to text you, but I guess I just failed miserably.”
- “I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10, and it’s the number of dates I want to go on with you.”
- “I can’t decide if the best part of my day is waking up next to you, or going to sleep with you. Hurry back so I can compare the two again.”
How to Craft Flirty Texts That Will Catch His Attention
- “I’m not great with numbers, but I think the ones in your phone number are pretty fantastic. 😊”
- “Is it just me, or do we have an ‘electric’ connection? Every time you text, my phone lights up!”
- “I was going to wait another day to text you, but I don’t have that kind of patience.”
- “Quick question: What does your ideal first date look like? I’m asking for a friend who might want to take you on one soon.”
- “I’m currently practicing my cooking skills. If you play your cards right, you might just earn a taste test.”
- “I hope your day is as nice as your butt. 😉”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
- “I’m trying to think of a clever text to send you, but I might need some inspiration. Got any ideas?”
- “I’m at the bookstore and just found a book on body language. Shall we study together?”
- “I’m thinking of a three-letter word that starts with ‘y’ and ends with ‘u.’ Any guesses?”
- “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “I’m not saying you’re a thief, but you definitely stole my attention.”
- “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty sure ‘U + I’ equals ‘perfect.'”
- “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
- “Just so you know, I’m really good at flirting over text. Want to see?”
Send him these playful messages and watch as you become his latest daydream. Check out these flirty texts that are sure to capture his interest:
- “I’ll be by your side, always. Unless, of course, I find myself somewhere more… interesting. 😏”
- “This smile on my face? Yeah, it’s all your fault.”
- “Chatting with you all night sounds fun, but I can think of a few more activities… 😈”
- “My bed suddenly feels so much cozier with you in it. Coincidence? I think not.”
- “Wish I was there to hit snooze with you. We’d probably never make it out of bed, though.”
- “Can’t seem to fall asleep. I’m pretty sure you’re the reason why… 😉”
- “My imagination’s running wild with thoughts of what we could be doing if you were here right now.”
- “Warning: If you kiss me, I can’t promise I’ll be able to stop there…”
- “Just read about caffeine and its… interesting effects on women. Is that the real reason for our coffee dates?”
- Just a warning: I may or may not be stealing a few of your hoodies in the near future. You’ve been notified! 😜”
- “In the mood for some fun? Because I’m pretty sure I’m your type of entertainment.”
- “I’m no genie, but I’m pretty sure I can make your dreams come true.”
- “Do you believe in love at first text, or should I send another?”
- “I was going to play it cool today, but then I realized I was texting you.”
- “I’m currently taking applications for a little spoon position. You seem qualified.”
- “I can’t decide if the best part of my day is texting you or dreaming about you.”
“If flirting over text is a crime, I’m willing to plead guilty.”
Funny Things To Text A Guy You Like
Sending a funny text is a great way to brighten his day and show your sense of humor. Here are some light-hearted and humorous texts you can send to a guy you like:
- “Do you think if I text you three times fast, you’ll appear like some sort of modern-day genie?”
- “I’m not saying you’re a wizard, but whenever I get a text from you, everything else disappears for a moment.”
- “I just burned my tongue on my coffee, and it made me think of you… because you’re just as hot.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.'”
- “Just so you know, I’m practicing my to-do list for tomorrow, and guess who’s at the top of it? Yep, my coffee. But you’re a close second. 😜”
- “I’m pretty sure my pillow is jealous of you because it knows I’d rather be sleeping next to you!”
- “I was going to send you something flirty, but I couldn’t fit into the text box. 😅”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together. On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you to take that picture?”
- “I’m currently accepting applications for someone to daydream about. So far, you’re the most qualified candidate.”
- “I think my phone is broken. It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number in it.”
- “I tried to send you something witty, but I just can’t think straight when I’m texting you.”
- “I’m not saying I’m an expert in Morse code, but this is me tapping out ‘you’re cute’ on my phone screen.”
- “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get… to put down because I’m so entertaining, obviously.”
- “I’m conducting a survey: What’s the cheesiest pickup line you’ve ever heard? (So I can avoid it in the future, unless it worked on you, then I might take notes.)”
- “If we were both squirrels, would you help me bust a nut? 😂”